They call it the Xbox One because that’s how many people are going to buy it
(via mysticbutts)
I don’t think I’ve ever been this exhausted but I don’t want to waste the night by sleeping
People turning into scary monsters (⊙‿⊙✿)
People turning into scary monsters and suffering from crippling crises of identity while struggling to maintain their sense of self worth and convince people not to be scared of them (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
(via ollivander)
me at the end of the school year.
i want this gif on my grave stone.
(via ruinedchildhood)
[video]
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
(via jayus--petrichor)
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
(Source: basedgosh, via ollivander)
[video]
willlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
wehhh Hannibal
i mostly just wanted to draw a gross deer
(via the-android)
